Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

There is only one thing that you can do.

They want to finish the job.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

It’s no more complicated than that.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

And, two alone.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

And that’s it.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

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